mtathew:

mtathew:

why would you even want to hack my facebook i haven’t made a status in like 2months and there’s nothing really on there……….

the fucking japanese trying to infiltrate england via my facebook account 

allison argent in “fireflies”

coranderek:

[walks out on stage holding guitar]

[takes seat on stool and clears throat nervously]

[start sweating while looking around the crowd]

[swallows and holds microphone, knocking a rhythm onto the guitar]

can someone please fucking tell sheriff stilinski what the fuck is going on

misterpornographic:

anchorsofasinner:

misterpornographic:

i really want pizza but i also want sex do you see where this is going

that one is coming in 30 minutes or less?

modestdemidov:

weheartpattinson:

Best of Rob’s Remember Me Commentary

perfectioninimperfection:

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

miamighostlights:

gundamnjack:

Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist

A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.

The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.

Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.

she broke a knife in half

beardsleyjones:

yuanzeng:

National Geographic Photographer of the Year: Mr. Tall Fox

This guy…

fyzacharyquinto:

Zachary Quinto for August Man Malaysia, May 2013 (x)

trust-me-im-the-editor:

deadpai:

fellowship-of-the-superwholock:

peaceismyname:

didntyouhaveaflamingsword:

biffan:

supernatural subtitles

YOU’RE MISSING MY FAVORITE ONE:

these are tears streaking down my face people

WHAT ABOUT THE HISSES AT LUCIFER ONE

YOU ARE MISSING THE BEST ONE

we-are-his-army:

ANTON FCK ME