why would you even want to hack my facebook i haven’t made a status in like 2months and there’s nothing really on there……….
the fucking japanese trying to infiltrate england via my facebook account
allison argent in “fireflies”
[walks out on stage holding guitar]
[takes seat on stool and clears throat nervously]
[start sweating while looking around the crowd]
[swallows and holds microphone, knocking a rhythm onto the guitar]
can someone please fucking tell sheriff stilinski what the fuck is going on
i really want pizza but i also want sex do you see where this is going
that one is coming in 30 minutes or less?
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.
The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
National Geographic Photographer of the Year: Mr. Tall Fox
YOU’RE MISSING MY FAVORITE ONE:
these are tears streaking down my face people
WHAT ABOUT THE HISSES AT LUCIFER ONE
YOU ARE MISSING THE BEST ONE
ANTON FCK ME