“The princess can be woken from her death sleep, but only by true loves kiss.”
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
Art is demolished to be recreated as science … Gustav Metzger’s Liquid Crystal Environment (1998-99) at London’s Serpentine Gallery. Photograph: Johnny Green/PA (x)
most accurate chart i’ve ever made
what if steve laughed like chris