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The princess can be woken from her death sleep, but only by true loves kiss.” 

#Maleficent



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tastefullyoffensive:

Anna Kendrick’s reaction to the leaked celebrity photos. [@annakendrick47]

tastefullyoffensive:

Anna Kendrick’s reaction to the leaked celebrity photos. [@annakendrick47]




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crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.




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xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag




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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.




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Art is demolished to be recreated as science … Gustav Metzger’s Liquid Crystal Environment (1998-99) at London’s Serpentine Gallery. Photograph: Johnny Green/PA (x)

Art is demolished to be recreated as science … Gustav Metzger’s Liquid Crystal Environment (1998-99) at London’s Serpentine Gallery. Photograph: Johnny Green/PA (x)

#Art



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snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made




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"I’m used to it"
— The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via suspend)



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lokisadvocate:

what if steve laughed like chris




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"Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it."
— Unknown (via stevenbong)



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"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kendrawcandraw)




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thenate-harold:

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

FCUK

thenate-harold:

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

FCUK